Category: Funny Shit

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Why “Fuck” Is My Favorite Word

Why “Fuck” Is My Favorite Word

What’s your favorite word? People often ask what your favorite _____ is, especially when you first get to know someone. But favorite words? That seems like something only literary people would choose. And they always end up saying these long words that make them sound soo much smarter than the rest of the people in...

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Why Can’t you Swim? You’re an Adult for Fuck’s Sake

Why Can’t you Swim? You’re an Adult for Fuck’s Sake

“Seriously, why the fuck can’t you swim?” A question I have honestly had to ask far too many adults lately. As a Floridian, my mother gave birth to me on a beach where I crawled amongst sea turtles into the ocean. Okay, slight exaggeration, but I was learning to swim simultaneously while learning to walk....

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Why The Fuck Are you Larping

Why The Fuck Are you Larping

Seriously, it is 2017, you are an adult. Why the fuck are you larping? Really, what the fuck is this? Why are there so many of you? What pleasure do you get over beating each other in the head with foam swords. You do realized we evolved past that age for a reason right? Do...

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Why Dudes Hate Disney

Why Dudes Hate Disney

So it’s that time again. Your girlfriend/wife/daughter/partner wants to go to Disney. Something inside your stomach drops. Your skin begins to boil. You are angry just at the thought of the big swirly ‘D.” But, what exactly is it about Disney that you hate? Let us break it down for you so you are ready...

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…Don’t be “THAT” person

…Don’t be “THAT” person

In every social gathering there is at least one. At least one person who will try to hard too be cool. At least one person who will laugh at the worst possible time. At least one person who will say the wrong thing at the wrong time. So, before you start becoming the broski stereotype...

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Spring Cleaning: 5 Reasons You Should Delete Your Exes Phone #

Spring Cleaning: 5 Reasons You Should Delete Your Exes Phone #

Still clinging on to your exes phone numbers? Spring is here. Time to clean out your contact book! 1. You don’t need to be reminded of them everyday Think about it. When you are trying to call or text a friend, occasionally your thumbs find the right combination of letters to see their name pop...

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10 Reasons Why Buffalo Is the Best

10 Reasons Why Buffalo Is the Best

Sure, most people know Buffalo residents are tough. You have to be tough to survive these winters. But there’s more to Buffalo than the average person understands. Here are the Ten Reasons why Buffalo is the Best. 1. Wings We know flavor. Now in its 16th year, Buffalo is home to the National Buffalo Wing...

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5 Reasons You Should Never Shave Your Beard

5 Reasons You Should Never Shave Your Beard

No Shave November? How about No Shave…Ever? Here are 5 reasons you need to set your face-follicles free. 1. Because she will find you sexier. Every woman loves a full grown beard. And if she doesn’t love your beard like you love your beard, then she isn’t the one for you anyway. So let’s focus...

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10 Things You’re Doing Wrong on Social Media

10 Things You’re Doing Wrong on Social Media

More often than not people use social media as an excuse to say whatever they want regardless of what other people think. While I’m all for the freedom of expression that is the internet, there are some people out there who really might want to think about toning it down a bit. Here are 10...

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Why Internet “Trolls” Are the Worst

Why Internet “Trolls” Are the Worst

We’ve all experienced it. You post one thing about some hot button social issue that you recently have acquired a passion for and BAM: an internet troll unearths itself from the cave in which they dwell. It doesn’t matter if you’ve researched enough to actually understand the points your making, or if you have credible...

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